"Did you know that chocolate, in its purest form, contains cocoa and sugar? Cocoa comes from cocoa beans. Beans are vegetables. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets, both of which are plants. This also places them in the vegetable category. Therefore, CHOCOLATE MUST BE A VEGETABLE!"
(This was submitted by a vegetarian!)
"Ham & Eggs -- It's a day's work for a chicken, but a lifetime commitment for a pig."
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